Letter to the American president
Dear American president
Let the UK be your sword but walk with Christian’s and fishing not Muhammad and hunting. Put slight tariffs on us. Like I say not too painful and we will sell you fish. Americans don’t have the time to fish they are too busy with project drill baby drill and growing their own food. Let us fish for you.
Peace and love. Put strip clubs on your coastline as sea defences.
love Ironman
Uk implement fish Friday.
