Missionary work of love
Grow chillis to beat the cost of an escorts condom and explain to them that you want to settle down and marry them. Make sure you interview them properly to make sure they are under 25 and have no children. If they don’t marry you within 6 months flush the toilet. Give them a business card and tell them that they can have a job and make love to you as a servant. Put it down as a business or missionary expense of the church.
