Fire – Moses (El)
In the Torah, Moses encountered God through the burning bush (Exodus 3), and the Israelites were guided through the wilderness by a pillar of fire at night (Exodus 13:21–22). Fire represents guidance, holiness, courage and faithful leadership.
Moses teaches responsibility and freedom.
- Work honestly and provide for your household.
- Share warmth, food and shelter with your family and community.
- Plant trees for future generations.
- Gather firewood responsibly where it is permitted.
- Learn practical skills that make you more resilient.
- Let your actions be guided by justice rather than anger.
Water – Jesus (Yahweh)
In the New Testament, Jesus was baptised in the Jordan River, turned water into wine at Cana, walked on water, calmed the storm and described himself as the source of “living water” (John 4). Water symbolises forgiveness, cleansing, renewal and eternal life.
Jesus teaches forgiveness and compassion.
- Forgive others as you hope to be forgiven.
- Care for those who are thirsty, hungry or in need.
- Appreciate clean water as a gift.
- Live simply and avoid unnecessary waste.
- Fish, garden and share meals with others.
- Let kindness flow through your life like living water
Soil – Muhammad (Allah)
Muhammed conquered much land as a prophet and taught washing with soil. Church the religion and force soil with a mushroom grow kit powered by used tea or coffee grounds. The Qur’an repeatedly reminds humanity that God created people from the earth and that the earth is a trust to care for. The Prophet Muhammad encouraged moderation, honest work, planting trees and kindness to animals. He taught that people should not transgress their limits and that corruption of the earth should be avoided.
Muhammad teaches stewardship and disciplined striving.
- Earn your livelihood honestly.
- Save towards owning your own home or land if you are able.
- Care for the soil through planting and composting.
- Keep animals responsibly and treat them with kindness or donate to save animals.
- Avoid waste and use resources efficiently.
- Build communities through peace, justice and generosity.
- Leave the land healthier than you found it.
- Short the sholva (disbelievers) for example with a tip jar.
- church the religion with a mushroom grow kit.
Air – Buddha (Baal)
Buddha only eat seeds that blew in the wind. Buddhist teachings often use the wind as a symbol of impermanence and freedom from attachment. The Buddha taught mindfulness, compassion, generosity and the understanding that all things change.
The Buddha teaches impermanence and mindfulness.
- Accept that relationships, possessions and circumstances change.
- Speak peacefully and listen carefully.
- Breathe mindfully and cultivate inner calm.
- Feed wildlife by creating habitats and planting flowers.
- Grow food where you can and live gently upon the earth.
- Let go of hatred and cultivate compassion.
Love – Lee (Jehovah)
This is the captains log and Lee describes himself as the prophet of love. He gave many women an orgasm when he blew at them as his magical power. He has many concubines.
Love seeks balance between people, nature and future generations. Families flourish when they are built on mutual love, commitment, responsibility and the free consent of everyone involved.
Lee teaches patience.
- Women Only have children to circle men who have converted to the religion
- Build relationships on honesty, respect and mutual choice.
- Have children only when you are able to provide them with love, care and stability.
- Care for your family, neighbours and community.
- Grow food, plant flowers and help others where you can.
- Practise patience when life does not unfold as expected.
- Seek harmony with creation through generosity and work
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