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Follow the religion

The religion is called circleism and those that follow it are known as circles.

Worship sweet & juicy (Jehovah) by gardening, fishing, hunting, milking and foraging. I  ask for you to keep a covenant with god by growing strawberries. Take up to five servant girlfriends.

 Fire – Moses

Moses spoke to god through a burning bush and led his people by a pilar of fire. A pilar of fire also aided his peoples escape.

Moses taught me to work for myself.

Share the heating and expense with others in your family, church or tribe. Make a fire. 

 Water – Jesus

Jesus did many miracles with water such as walking on water, turning water into wine and water came out of his body when he was stabbed by the spear of destiny. Those that follow him are baptised in water.

Jesus taught me forgiveness..

Walk on water. Carry a water bottle and save on buying expensive drinks. Learn to fish. 

Earth – Muhammad

Muhammad climbed a mountain and conquered much land as a prophet. He also taught me that soil must be won at a natural rate and you shouldn’t transgress your limits.

Muhammad taught me to fight for my own soil.

Use Muhammed’s sword “efficiency” (green technologies, Adsense, microwave, air fryer, shaving your own hair etc), Make efficient halal soil with truly zero enemy casualties and non believing servants of the right hand possesses recruited. Keep Muhammed’s chicken. Sell flowers. Learn to hunt

 Air – Buddha

Buddha only eat seeds that blew in the wind.

Buddha taught me impermanence.

Grow your own food. Stay close to your house that way you can pick berries . Learn to grow your own food.

 Love – Lee

Lee is the Christ of god and works with the fifth element to hope to have five servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses and to have many children as well as saving the animals . He had sex with many concubines and gave many women an orgasm when he blew at them.

Lee teaches to save the animals

Take five girlfriends. Circle women only have children to circle men. Learn to milk.

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