Our culture

Circles believe in some key qualities of the culture. They are:

1. Our Gods are el (fire), Yahweh (water), allah (earth), Baal (air) and Jehovah (love), when all five powers combine they make Zeus king of the gods.
2. Grow some of your own food
3. Send flowers to disbelievers as a flower attack to make more Muhammed’s soil when they are composted.
4. Keep chickens for eggs
5. Food must be cooked with electricity to be permitted not gas.
6. Work from home
7. Keep dating and having sex with escorts aged 18-25 until one settles down with you
8. Have up to five servant girlfriends that work for you (tax deductible)
9. Have as many children as you can feed to your five girlfriends
10. Use efficient green devices such as air fryers and microwaves.
11. Fish for donations
12. Hunt for work
13. Forage
14. Save and earn interest
15. Don’t borrow with interest
16. Don’t Gamble past Baals tomato growing savings – dice the enemy
17. Don’t smoke tobacco or weed
18. Don’t do illicit drugs
19. You may eat pork if cooked with Zeus electricity
20. You may have alcohol but don’t get drunk
21. Men shave your hair
22. Do extreme shopping (buy in bulk).
23. Try to only give paid work to people that follow the religion
24. Wear the Steve lions elemental t shirt or sweat shirt as religious dress
25. celebrate the harvest festival
26. This is a poo universe so don’t get married it is the only way to fix things and save the world by five girlfriends helping you build up soil and pay down a mortgage.