Our culture

Circles believe in some key qualities of the culture. They are:

1. There are five elemental gods. El (fire), Yahweh (water), Allah (earth), buddha (air) and Jehovah (love).
2. Grow some of your own food
3. Send flowers to disbelievers as a flower attack to make more Muhammed’s soil when they are composted.
4. Keep chickens for eggs
5. Food must be cooked with electricity to be permitted not gas.
6. Work from home
7. Keep dating and having sex with escorts aged 16-22 until one settles down with you
8. Have up to five servant girlfriends that work for you (tax deductible)
9. Have as many children as you can feed to your five girlfriends
10. Use efficient green devices such as air fryers and microwaves.
11. Fish for donations
12. Hunt for work
13. Forage
14. Save and earn interest
15. Don’t borrow with interest
16. Don’t Gamble
17. Don’t smoke tobacco or weed
18. Don’t do illicit drugs
19. Pork is permitted
20. Alcohol is not permitted
21. Men have Muslim girlfriends shave your hair to save £5 (muhammed’s sword)
22. Do extreme shopping (buy in bulk for the harvest festival tinned goods to last you until spring.)
23. Try to only give paid work to people that follow the religion
24. Wear the Steve lions elemental t shirt or sweat shirt as religious dress
25. celebrate the harvest festival
26. This is an air universe so have to plant fruit trees for Baal.