My god failed
When I was in mental hospital. God split himself into two. Father the top god and Allah the god of war. They then setup two covenants for father god I would grow cool mint and for Allah the hottest chilli’s that I could stand. I called these two gods together minty fresh.
I went on an adventure when I escaped from mental hospital and ended up at ripon cathedral where I prayed to God to see Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival. Father told me to collect rain water. So in the pouring rain I sat with an upside down umbrella and a water jug collecting rain water. Music started playing inside the cathedral while the lights on the floor started lighting up. I heard reporters. When the last light lit up father said I should have enough water. I split this water in the police car on the way back to the mental hospital. I only had a few drops so I diluted the water and watered the garden as to put love in the air.
When I was in my house I had a recording of Allah bricking me and Elle up in my house and said do we have a deal. I kept my covenant of chilli’s with Allah for many years but still never saw Elle.
These gods say that they lost. Both Allah and father failed.