Welcome to New England
Welcome to New England the cure for the cancer of the UK. It will increase productivity and restore morals and grow from within England. Starting in Doncaster. All I needed was water. I’ll teach you the way....
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Wedding
The wedding should have one virgin wife, five braidmaids and up to 3000 strippers. ...
Walk on water just to be with you
Walk on water. Go to church and eat their bread supported by gift aid and drink their water. Jesus in the shepherd. https://youtu.be/bW6PowAIAxg?si=e9e8omCH3RRbenXo...
Happy new years – rose
Some people are going to hate what’s new. But take five servant dancer girlfriends and send flowers to non believers on New Year’s Day as a sign of peace. That is when the religion goes up. Don’t forget to turn...
It’s my fucking spaceship
It is my fucking spaceship dickheads. If you don’t let me have children and I die you best clone me or nuke yourselves. Laurie doesn’t even know how to take the spaceship to another solar system. ...
Kill brown eyed girls softly – hunting dogs
Kill brown eye girls softly with the sweet attack. Ask the brown eyed girls to give you free sweets for your dna. Got a winners mind. Mohammed’s attack make women give you free food. Brown eyed girls are kind. They...
Moses, and Jesus are secure now Muhammad
Moses’s blackberry are secure I forage in my village. Jesus’s fish are secure with the religion website and the church for bread and water Now my web designer fights for Muhammed’s Earth. ...
At least he is toilet trained
Allah said to me in Doncaster royal infirmary “at least he is toilet trained.” True story. I am superman flying up from hell by having a piss saving all the girls with wedding water and servant tea. ...
Buddha’s air – impermanence
If your wife cheats on you and farts. Plant a flower for Buddha, impermanence and demote her to a servant girlfriend make the air smell nicer again. ...