Allah god of war – enjoy your cigarette
When I was in mental hospital father and allah wanted ways to prove they are gods. I said to father it would be good if I blew at women I would give them an orgasm.
Allah said I am the god of war who’s your enemy, Allah always needs an enemy to do his job. I said smokers. He said what do you want to do to them? I said give them orgasms! How will that kill them? Well every time they have an orgasm and smoke they are more likely to smoke more and die. Enjoy your cigarette.
The angels and Jesus was amazed. They said your the only prophet that can use allah correctly.