Defend your home with fathers mint
Father’s mint is your shield. Grow it on a kitchen windowsill and eat a leaf every time you pray. ...
Author: Lee
You can’t stop Allah’s flaming sword
You can’t stop circleism with circles moving the religion forward by a few calories of chilli’s grown indoors in a window as Allah’s flaming sword. We eat the chilli’s to advance circleism by a few calories. ...
One big mountain
Me and my servants paid down a mortgage and used the toilet to process poo. This was the metaphorical mountain that I climbed and did Mohammed’s earth. We kept chickens and grew our own food. I then sold the house...
Peak oil
Ever since 911 the world has suffered from the increase cost of energy due to peak oil. I used to make £80k a year owned two houses, had an apartment in Birmingham, had a luxury office and a sports car....
Starting a fresh
I’m starting from scratch in a council house on benefits. My goal is to live in a large house with five girlfriends, solar panels on the roof and a kitchen garden. ...
A new beginning
So circleism brings a fresh start. A new beginning where we live a more sustainable life by growing our own food from a kitchen garden and keeping chickens for eggs. We use renewable energy such as wind power and solar. ...
The stripclubs are full
They didn’t know it had a name. But the stripclubs are our churches and places of worship. The religion is called circleism. ...
They are not sex slaves
Change the wording from sex slave to permissible sex with those entrusted in your right hand. The right hand offers out goodness. ...
Circles battle plan
Go into the war with the flaming sword to negotiate prices down by buying in bulk. You can even apply this is your personal life by buying 10 halal chickens from asda instead of a few to save on multiple...