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Gods pool competition- Star Wars
Sam brings to you. Star Wars pool. There is a friendly battle for earth on the pool table between the sith that keep halal chickens and the Jedi that grow their own vegetables. The winner wins £5 off the looser then takes his £10 for a lap dance off a virgin stripper in the church. Sam wants the sith and jedi to keep doing battle on the pool table. Whose god is stronger? The dark side...
The battle for Muhammed’s earth
We will reenact the battle for Muhammed’s Earth in our church on the pool table. Two men face each other with £5 each and play each other at pool. The winner gets £5 off the looser then takes the £10 for a lap dance with a stripper in the church. Gods final church! The stripper’s should be attractive virgins....
Bonnie saved my life
It was just after my dad died and mum had been arguing with me and I felt suicidal so I thought before I kill myself I would see an escort for the first time in my life. An escort called Bonnie met me and kept me company and saved my life with her love....
Buy her flowers – that’s air
Buddha says buy the girls flowers and accept impermanence....