Allah told me to sacrifice an animal and that the religion needs an animal sacrifice. I had no chickens so I outsourced the Quran by doing Adsense and praying five times a day then buying a halal chicken. Now I outsource halal chickens by doing £1000 cash. I outsource Allahs army to the uk army and nato. ...
It is our religious duty to grow and sell Allah’s chillis to spread the religion. It is our sword to win soil. ...
It is hard starting my country from scratch. I am armed with father’s shield of a potato and Allahs flaming sword of a chilli plant. I shall sell the chilli plants for cash. Only when I have achieved £1000 cash will I have repaired the damage that Laurie did with her therapy bill of £1000 for talking for one hour. Take up Allah’s flaming sword and win circle soil with chilli plants. ...