It’s a little shit
Other men’s children are nothing but little shits only good for adding to Mohammed’s soil. If you have them in your care make them work for you as servants and pay their way. ...
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Don’t force a poo
Don’t force Mohammed’s soil or blood comes. Just like if you force a poo you might get a bit of blood in your poo. Remember true Mohammed’s soil is 100% halal with no bloodshed and 100% capture rate....
Be a flower that’s pollinated
Be a flower and attract women to approach you and chat you up. Just put your dowry on display. Don’t chase women. Let the butterflies and bees pollenate you. Meanwhile you save. ...
Gabriel’s armour
As Mohammed’s sword wins (Adsense) repair your armour with the money and buy more bird feed. Adsense pays for the bird feed....
Parable of lee’s strawberry
Decorate the front of your garden with pretty flowers for Allah and wait for girls that you fancy to walk by and say hi or good morning. Then if they like you ask them if they would like to watch the birds with you. Remember to wear Gabriel’s armour of a bird feeder. Give the girl a strawberry from the front garden to marry you as her dowry for god Sam. Time to slow things down...