When I got so angry with the world for fighting me and preventing me from being a dad I turned the gas heating on to cause climate change. But my wrath is now over. I have planted trees to capture the carbon....
You should always aim to drink pure virgin waters of one wife, but if you can’t find a virgin wife then drink tea of five servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses. But if you can’t find servants then seek up to 3000 strawberry milkshakes of your own concubines. I am the lord and say that you shall not thirst....
As I reached the fifth element at the age of 43 and not marrying and not sure if I have had my own children. I come to the realisation that the world would probably be better off that I didn’t have children. It is less people to consume the worlds resources. I shift my attention to helping my sister and my niece as well as saving the animals....
I reached the fifth seal. I have given up chasing after women because they wouldn’t settle down with me. Now I accept that I have been defeated in love. There was four other men better than me. I just retire to look after the world and save the animals and my sister. I still leave the door open for a wife. But I’m not chasing anymore....