Allah’s front garden (sword)
Allah’s front garden is your sword. You should grow only these plants. Chillis, rhubarb and flowers. Lee has a heart so also puts strawberries in there for virgins to marry. ...
Gardening
Wear the devils armour – rhubarb
You need to wear the devils armour of rhubarb. Your garden needs a little bit of poison to feed another man’s child. As a warning not to have none circles children. Plant it in your front garden. Devils armour. ...
It’s a little shit
Other men’s children are nothing but little shits only good for adding to Mohammed’s soil. If you have them in your care make them work for you as servants and pay their way. ...
Recycle to make plant pots
Recycle waste packing to make plant pots to save you money. ...
Beast from the abyss
Give your concubines home grown food to have sex with you. Worship the beast from the abyss. The concubines will say we don’t want to pay tax and say “he gave us home grown food not money so we don’t have...
Educate gardeners
In the future gardening will be a booming economy. With many people employing gardeners to tend to their vegetable garden with weeding etc. Train children up now to be gardeners. ...