Don’t force a poo
Don’t force Mohammed’s soil or blood comes. Just like if you force a poo you might get a bit of blood in your poo. Remember true Mohammed’s soil is 100% halal with no bloodshed and 100% capture rate....
Mohammed
The battle for Muhammed’s earth
We will reenact the battle for Muhammed’s Earth in our church on the pool table. Two men face each other with £5 each and play each other at pool. The winner gets £5 off the looser then takes the £10...
Promised Muhammed a stripclub – Gabriel’s sword 25%
While in mental hospital I promised Muhammed a strip club in the church and we will have a pole. I told Muhammed for the mean time keep playing pool and snooker girls moves with the right hand possesses and hold...
Turn like a twister
Angel Gabriel spoke to Muhammed and made him the prophet of earth. Now Gabriel adds love to the soil with five servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses. Be careful of Gabriel as he has a Tini temper and says...
Mohammed’s – flaming sword
We do not hide the fact that our religion is spread by the sword. But we try to do this as halal as possible with winning halal soil with no deaths of the enemy and capturing 100% servants of the...
Centre god around the earth
God centres himself around the earth element and says servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses must first be productive over having sexual relationships and children with them. Only when they are productive does the religion work....
Muslims hold the soil
Muslims hold the soil and stand up for tea and the right hand possesses. Just by being Muslim will you hold Mohammed’s earth. Thankyou ...
The spirit of Mohammed hit the nurses
While in mental hospital the spirit of Mohammed hit the female nurses for imprisoning me and not following the religion. The NHS covered this up....
It was a genuine chicken shed
My rented house was a genuine chicken shed. Sam kept chickens which worked the land efficiently for me and grew potatoes to feed them. They was my servants. ...