Women are evil
I have come to the realisation after feeding and supporting countless women that then went off to have other men’s babies that they are evil. So now I have decided that I need to hunt them. I will start with...
War
Satan I’ve come to negotiate
Satan it’s Gabriel here. I have come to negotiate. I want five girlfriends to have children with that haven’t had children already. They don’t have to be virgins but should not have had children as I’ve supported enough of your...
Dog poo is harem
Soil made from gambling is harem. There should be no gambling. Thou shall not gamble. That’s why dog poo is harem as it makes you feel sick. Don’t smoke and make cigarette ash soil. Know that if you run a...
Receive me
Receive my message. When Asda puts a sale on halal chickens. That is the signal to attack with AdWords and force your logo into the search engines to recruit a girlfriend of the right hand possesses. Until then save up....
I don’t want war with Russia
I don’t want war with Russia. If we go to war with Russia there will be many casualties on both sides. We need a peaceful resolution....