There are two types of water. Father’s still water which flows freely from the rock (shield) while Allahs water is gassy and comes from the rock when striked (sword).
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No one thinks that I am god as they say no one will pay for water. But I go to church and they donate for a drink and company and I eat their crumpets for free. The bread of life....
There is only so much water and god to go around. There can only be one god minty fresh. This religion has now reached the 6th seal and fame with me getting around 25 visitors per day. The next seal...