Yahweh
Satan I’ve come to negotiate
Satan it’s Gabriel here. I have come to negotiate. I want five girlfriends to have children with that haven’t had children already. They don’t have to be virgins but should not have had children as I’ve supported enough of your...
I’m on a mission – turn me up now
https://youtu.be/Reo25FBlLxI?si=ePVkO5wEoXVEdD4y This is Christ angel Gabriel and I am on a mission to get us off oil and move us onto more sustainable solutions such as wind, solar and biomass. Feed your five girlfriends home grown food. ...
Mixing water – parallel universes
Yahweh mix’s the water and teleports believers into my new universe with me while the other non believers are destroyed. Yahweh said that I can have five girlfriends. Let me have children to five girlfriends. Give me faith and I...
New recipe – Yahweh – five girlfriends
Yahweh said with a booming voice from the sky “let him have five girlfriends”. So I worship and keep my covenant with Yahweh by growing a pepper plant in a sacred plant pot. Everyone should grow one pepper plant indoors...