Two gods failed

Two gods failed

Two gods failed me even though they used their magic.

Father told me to collect rain water at ripon cathedral so that I could see Elle from escort centre at the harvest festival. As I started collecting rain water with an upside down umbrella and jug, Music started playing in the cathedral and the lights on the floor started to light. Once the last light was alight father god said that I should have enough water. I never saw Elle again, father failed. Father also told me to grow potatoes and donate potatoes to ripons food bank and to say this is father’s air. It has been about 8 years since I collected rain water. Father god is just not powerful enough and have enough worshippers for this miracle to happen.

Allah recorded himself on my phone bricking me and Elle up in my house and said “do we have a deal”. I never lived with Elle so Allah failed too.

Now Yahweh is up and he said with a booming voice from the sky “let him have five girlfriends”.

Let’s see how well Yahweh does.