I am father gods son
I am father gods son. He told me to grow potatoes I grew potatoes....
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Jesus vs Muhammed
Jesus went off fishing and Muhammed raised chickens and tended to the earth. Father asked me to go to church and Allah asked me to go to the mosque. I went to neither. I wouldn’t take sides between Jesus and muhammed. So give £5 jizya to the Muslim taxi drivers and hand out free Jesus’s water bottles. This is a final battle between Jesus and muhammed. Muhammed claims that he can feed his people Muslims from the earth and...
The gods messages to the NHs
The gods say do the following as things get harder. Tell the staff to do the following to stay alive in order as time gets harder take at your own pace. God el the god of fire : Get a wood burning fireplace and collect free wood for winter and forage for such things as blackberries in summer (Moses fire) God Yahweh god of water: Get a website to fish for part time work alongside your main job (Jesus...
Securing muhammed’s earth
So the agreement with muslims to win muhammed’s earth is that circles will pay the jizya tax as a £5 tip to taxi drivers on the week of the harvest festival when we go on pilgrimage to our churches which is to be spent in a strategically placed halal chicken shop ...