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Allah always needs an enemy
Allah always needs an enemy to do his job until all the earth is on muhammed’s soil and we advance with toilets all the way around the world to process poo. So I gave him smokers. We know we have won when there is toilets and sewage systems all around the world. ...
Allah needs Muslims help
Allah needs Muslims to give smokers orgasms. Phone escort agencies and ask if they have any escorts that smoke. Then keep fucking them until they quit smoking and surrender to allah and want to be a servant girlfriend of the right hand possesses and you look after her and put her in your business. Now I’m too old for sex and put up a fight to have children. ...
Safely let in allah
So what had date night and the girl made me use a condom. So allah said kill her. So I said to the girl do you want to have your cigarette now. She lit it with el’s candle and then as she left she took Zeus flowers. The problem is I couldn’t take out the worship of allah and allah always needs an enemy. So he has smokers. I give them orgasms so they smoke more...
Father got Baal on his side
Father wanted me to plant another potato but I explained to him that it’s too late in the season but it made me think maybe i can grow them indoors in the sunlight. I negotiated with Father to team up with Baal to grow tomatoes instead and ordered a burger from Burger King with tomatoes in for the seed. Father turns to allah and says we now have Baal on our side. ...