Father wanted me to plant another potato but I explained to him that it’s too late in the season but it made me think maybe i can grow them indoors in the sunlight. I negotiated with Father to team up with Baal to grow tomatoes instead and ordered a burger from Burger King with tomatoes in for the seed. Father turns to allah and says we now have Baal on our side. ...
Allah and father failed as gods they didn’t let me live with Elle by Allahs magic nor see Elle at the harvest festival by fathers magic. Elle is now too old to start a family with me so I move on and decide I need more gods help so I call upon the other gods that I have met el, Yahweh, Allah, Baal and jehovah and keep their new covenants. When these five gods combine they...
https://youtu.be/vqer--vOPlY?is=hyKeR9p2oyG3bZiU Circles you have to let in Allah as the god of soil. Talk durkah durkah mohammed jihad and the right hand possesses to become a circle and do the element of soil with a toilet as your weapon. You see Muhammed made it as one of our prophets as he is a genuine prophet of Allah. I swear on my life that Allah chased me with a darting star doing missile noises and recorded himself bricking...
The Jehovah’s witnesses came but the old man I spoke to didn’t believe in having a wife and servant girlfriends. Even though prophet Abraham has a child to his servant. I genuinely believe that a man can have five servant girlfriends of the right hand possesses to work for him as well as a wife to live with. So my religion of having one wife and five servant girlfriends was more compelling. Plus I had invested...
As a prophet it wouldn’t be right for me to just give credit to the one god father when my beliefs have been shaped by the other gods also and the other gods have spoken to me. It was allah that told me Buddha was the prophet of air, told me to put cigarettes on my windowsill and said that I could have 3000 girlfriends if I worship him. Where Yahweh said with a booming voice...