Allah puts his foot forward first by getting people to grow flowers before implementing Sam. Let the single girls Eat cheese at church paid for by mothers milk donations. There is a death penalty of a flower expense to the...
I got fed up with Christian’s church. So I attacked and bought myself Allah’s gassy water with the money. I will build my own castle....
Keep eating Allah’s chillis to cover the cost of your sins such as gambling. This will put you back in heaven. ...
You need to wear the devils armour of rhubarb. Your garden needs a little bit of poison to feed another man’s child. As a warning not to have none circles children. Plant it in your front garden. Devils armour. ...
Put concubines in hell who have had two or more children to other men. Let them have your children and only feed them Allah’s hottest chillies. It’s more funny to put them in hell and feed them chillis rather than...