Gorilla- farming – pork
Gorilla farming is pork. Put pots growing food on public land and when you’re hungry go back to the land to eat. It’s god Sam. You have to be stealthy. ...
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God Sam’s milk
Sam gives you milk money by milking mothers. It lets mothers of others children read your website and asks for donations for the religion. You give them a strawberry and negotiate an orgasm and for them to have your children if you feed their children from another man strawberries. I’m bored. I am all the elements. Wear your glasses of the right hand possesses and keep them as a servant. ...
Allah’s automatic
Allah uses an automatic gun. It shoots every time they view this website and it gives you meat. I heard a man in frenchgate centre say that Allah’s got an automatic. I outsource the halal chicken to Asda that comes in by the front door. Fresh kill. Zoom! Allah takes things personally. ...
You need a spaceship
Your house is your spaceship with Allah’s lasers, father’s shield, Yahweh engine and Sam’s life pods. ...
Keeping eating chillis to cover your sins
Keep eating Allah’s chillis to cover the cost of your sins such as gambling. This will put you back in heaven. ...