You need a spaceship
Your house is your spaceship with Allah’s lasers, father’s shield, Yahweh engine and Sam’s life pods. ...
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Keeping eating chillis to cover your sins
Keep eating Allah’s chillis to cover the cost of your sins such as gambling. This will put you back in heaven. ...
Satans in my front garden
Laurie the ladybird sits in my front garden doing therapy and eating greenfly. Do you want to worship Sam and donate to my church to pay for milk. Laurie just keep reading this website to give me a pennie in heaven. All I have to do to attack demons is get them to read this website and I win a pennie....
Wear the devils armour – rhubarb
You need to wear the devils armour of rhubarb. Your garden needs a little bit of poison to feed another man’s child. As a warning not to have none circles children. Plant it in your front garden. Devils armour. ...