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Jesus vs Muhammed

Jesus vs Muhammed

Jesus went off fishing and Muhammed raised chickens and tended to the earth.

Father asked me to go to church and Allah asked me to go to the mosque. I went to neither.

I wouldn’t take sides between Jesus and muhammed. So give £5 jizya to the Muslim taxi drivers and hand out free Jesus’s water bottles.

This is a final battle between Jesus and muhammed. Muhammed claims that he can feed his people Muslims from the earth and Jesus claims that he can feed his people from the sea.

Father says christain’s go and fish.

Allah says Muslims grow food in Muhammed’s earth. Who will win? Jesus or Muhammed. Who is the last prophet? Jesus or Muhammed?

I laugh at Jesus, christain’s have no real faith in you Jesus they won’t go and fish and save themselves. Where Muhammed’s men will lift Muhammed’s earth. But I’ll wait and see if christain’s prove me wrong.

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