Yorkshire update
My people I’ve turned off the gas. Now please use Zeus’s electric fire and oil filled radiators.
Buy from cnnonline.co.uk everything is fine I’m just stopping global warming.
Everyone get on web cam and strip to pay for the electricity.
God Zeus answer your prayers Carl. Now do you believe in me.

I live on mars and eat mint. Putin send one of your girls to give me a cuddle Laurie’s getting a plane to America. I still have the gas on. Now ripon listen I want tall apartments in ripon with rooftop farms. I will see Elle at the harvest festival.
https://stovintherapy.wordpress.com
The world needs stovin therapy. Jehovah likes cats. Please keep cats not dogs. Me and Muhammed have banned dogs.
You coming Lucy
(Elle). There is lots of food here.

putting cat food out. Don’t listen to the UK I’m hard I just want more company. Do not eat cats it’s harem.